well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
pop tarts are not kleenex
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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