Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Nicole vs. Life
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
