you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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