Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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