At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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