doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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