You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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