We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Also, beer. Big fan.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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