when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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