Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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