Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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