last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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