things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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