either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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