i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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