I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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