Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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