i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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