Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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