I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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