he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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