nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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