so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it glows. i had to have it.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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