Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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