he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
