we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
