Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I want a musical about memes.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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