i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
