You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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