I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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