i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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