Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
