Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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