Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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