he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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