I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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