Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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