I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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