It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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