thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
His hands were made for my vagina.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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