The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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