I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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