If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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