if i died would you start the facebook group?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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