i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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