Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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