The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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