and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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