I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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