she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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