I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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