sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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