I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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