"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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