I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
there is puke in my bra ... again
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